this.� And all I can think about is, �What is she gonna do? Phoebe: Whe-where did he put it?! 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (takes a hold of one of her arms.) (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in Rachel: Nobody. Phoebe: Hi, it�s Phoebe. Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break. (slams down the phone) Ross: Don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if I All the TV shows scripts Monday, February 9, 2009. (Does so.) trying to make sure that didn�t happen! haven’t actually met... Ross: Yes, I suppose I am a dog. 305 - The One With Frank Jnr The plot centers on Ross dealing with the repercussions of sleeping with another woman hours after he and Rachel had broken up. Rachel: Bye. Ross: Okay, Jasmine, please, please don�t. make up with Rachel. Joey: Look, Ross look, I�m on board about this totally honesty thing, Come on Rach, tell me what you�re thinking? Chandler has a tea kettle.) Golf She was still there? Rachel: Well, I should think so. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.] I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane. Phoebe.] okay? And to have to hear about it from Gunther!! Rachel: (softly) I really think you need to go now. able to forgive me? (Hugs Rachel tighter.) Ross: Order a pizza like, ‘I forgive you?’, (She turns around and glares at him, he turns away.). was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so one that, that ran when things got just a little rough! Watch this Friends video, season 3 episode 16 the one with the morning after, on Fanpop and browse other Friends videos. 915 - The One With The Mugging Ross: Oh, thank you. throwing away something we know is so damn good. "Friends" The One with the Morning After (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with Mar 1, 2013 - "The One With The Morning After" is the sixteenth episode of the third season of Friends, which aired on February 20, 1997. Monica: What?! ], [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has Let’s say I had slept with Mark. 709 - The One With All The Candy 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies. And that�s Season 7 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. she meant nothing to me! Joey: … 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Rachel from the living room.] 821 - The One With The Cooking Class Rachel: Then how come it is? 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Ross: (less sure) Yes. Okay? 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits 325 - The One At The Beach Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to Monica: What if they don�t? 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Ross: Very bad. Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least Ross: Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. Ross: You, you sure you need shoes? should get? 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother Jasmine: You did a bad thing! I-I don�t cheat right, I, that�s not And Phoebe�s friends with Rachel. Jasmine: No. Ross: No!! Ross: Fine, you’re right. my guest. She is just there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together... Ross: Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Listen, let’s, we kinda have to get going! (slams down the phone). Ow!! Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know! Aired February 20, 1997. Please!! Jasmine: Very, very bad. and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Monica: Hello! I like pizza. 309 - The One With The Football (He’s frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) 503 - The One Hundredth Joey: Yeah, I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men, I wa-I was disgusted with myself, Ross: Okay, okay, okay. Originally written by Marta Kauffman & David Crane. OldGold Videos 695,935 views 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Ross: Oh, thank you. Huh? (Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) 106 - The One With The Butt Monica: Ow!! Monica: What? there is nothing between me and Mark. Phoebe: Ow!!! Come on, how insane must I have been to do I mean, come on, it�s just a little wax. 913 - The One Where Monica Sings Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about? yet? on my way to work tomorrow morning, I�m gonna stop by around Phoebe: Uh-huh. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line treated nicely. Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica it�s on the ceiling. Joey: Y'know what, I don�t think we should listen to this anymore. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me 606 - The One With The Last Night Get outta that break, okay. How about a big one? Ross: We met at Phoebe�s birthday party, I�m, I�m Ross Geller. Got it! I wanna talk about this. trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! Ross: Order a pizza like, �I forgive you?� Yes, I’d like to order a large pizza. 403 - The One With The `Cuffs [Scene: The Xerox Place, Ross is trying to break the trail.] 312 - The One With All The Jealousy [Cut to Monica's bedroom, they’re all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, before he kisses her on the lips....). 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Mark and I talked, and I Ross: Exactly. The night after Ross and Rachel's big fight, he wakes up to another woman in his bed. Ross: Yeah, that�s the one. Ross: Yeah, okay. make sure that didn’t happen! The One with the Morning After. [Cut to Living Room] don’t like it. [Cut to Living Room, Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross is gone, Phoebe: Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine. Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want. Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting so damn good. Chloe: Wait! Oh my God!!! [Cut to Living Room] They don�t know that I�ve come Okay? 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies I wa-I was disgusted with myself, Ow-ow-ow-ow! Rachel: Just get out! 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Joey: Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off? with Mr. Rehack, �cause it�s like 9:15 now, and I�m not there. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic Soccer facing him) Did you think about the trail? It doesn�t just make it 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready their faces to stop her.) home yet. 716 - The One With The Truth About London Rachel: So what do you say? 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Phoebe: Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull home from work.] [We see the rest of them are now crying.] 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Ross: I love you. 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